Wednesday, September 01, 2004

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DIVINE EXTORTION
Well i had gone to a client in Thane (a mumbai suburb), due to our efficient working of railways i reached my destination a little early...... well i was made to wait at the reception......ooolala the scene starts from here......
A dark fatsy guy enters the reception area...probably does not hold a paas also bcoz the security was following him.
Heads straight to the innocent girl sitting at the counter.......ganpati (Name of Hindu god).....he says.....vargani (collection).....then a silence......then the girl says " pan kal ek manus alela" (but yesterday a man had come)......blackie says.....hmmm "pan to amcha party cha nasel" (but he might not be form our side......."are madam aata ganpatila loktar yetil" (ppl come during ganpati)....."tumchya sahebanchishi bolaycha aahe" ( wanna talk to ur boss)....the girl forward the call to some guy....now the real funny part starts.....the man speaks in angrezi (english).....sir...i am come here for vargani....plz do the payment...it is tradition from ur company every year....the guy on the phone probably asks which party.....blackie say Republican.....in a loud voice........and he slams the phone......meanwhile i was called by the concerned person so i left......but it was really gr8 watching a divine experience .......
adios
viki

1 comment:

The Inquisitor said...

Nice marathi translation ;-)

Heheheh